zeldathemes
Little Beastie Blogsie
27-year-old Canaderpian who tells it how it is, sometimes I offend, but mostly I just like make to people discuss and laugh. I post a lot of random shite. Whatever I find clever or moving. Whatever I happen to be into at the moment, makes me bawl my eyes out, growl softly inside, or burst out into laughter. Don't hesitate to send me an ask, as I love talking to people, and please, I do implore you to enjoy your stay!
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sixsteen:

Different Smokey Eyes

  #holy shhiiiiiitttttt    #makeup    #smokey eye  

maarchen:

what have i done

  #omfg hahahahah    #snk fanart    #shiganshina trio  

primadollly:

evelynwoe:

screamingintovaginas:

Every “Americans don’t have This Thing” post can be boiled down to “I don’t understand that some products are sold under a different name while being the Exact Same Product”

oh really? what name are your gun control laws under?

So to add on

Every “Americans don’t have This Thing” post can be boiled down to

  • " I don’t understand that some products are sold under a different name while being the Exact Same Product"
  • "Haha look at this serious issue in the US! No healthcare? No gun control laws? Even though there are so many people who want them, but are denied them by the existing people in power? People are literally dying, but wacky backwards Americans, so glad we’re in Canada/UK/etc amirite?”
  #text posts    #america    #seriously none of my american friends like the government    #and i wish i could get them to all move up here  

deekaylovee:

I’m a very sexual person and I’m not sorry

  #yes thank you    #by all means if you are not a sexual person    #then that's cool bean with me    #but don't fucking treat me lesser because i enjoy my physical pleasure    #and get grumpy if i go without it for longer than like a week    #i am very spoiled in that department okay    #text posts  

charlesoberonn:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

it-was-just-a-reflektor:

"you can’t be a pansexual, you’ve only been in three relationships and they’ve all been with cis guys"

oh sorry i wasn’t aware i needed the eight pansexual badges before i was considered a pansexual master

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You must travel across the land

Searching far and wide

Defeat the elite four to get the Quadgender badge and then defeat your rival the Bisexual

  #I AM FUCKING DYING    #sexualities    #pansexual  

mvgl:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air 2x09 - “Cased Up” (November 11, 1991)

  #rather relevant    #fresh prince  

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

  #yes good    #signs    #puns    #funny stuff  
amortentiafashion:

Potioneers sometimes have need of “claws” such as these in order to more easily manipulate small and delicate ingredients and protect themselves against those which are dangerous but still require extreme delicacy, which cannot be achieved while wearing a glove. Some wix have beautifully ornate sets of “claws” crafted for them.

amortentiafashion:

Potioneers sometimes have need of “claws” such as these in order to more easily manipulate small and delicate ingredients and protect themselves against those which are dangerous but still require extreme delicacy, which cannot be achieved while wearing a glove. Some wix have beautifully ornate sets of “claws” crafted for them.

  #beautiful    #jewelry    #claws  

sing for me.

  #this is an awesome fucking edit    #and i don't even play dragon age    #dragon age    #video games  

mansexfashion:

Photographer: Wong Sim

Model: Diego Rovo

  #oh my    #hot guys    #help my panties