zeldathemes
Little Beastie Blogsie
27-year-old Canaderpian who tells it how it is, sometimes I offend, but mostly I just like make to people discuss and laugh. I post a lot of random shite. Whatever I find clever or moving. Whatever I happen to be into at the moment, makes me bawl my eyes out, growl softly inside, or burst out into laughter. Don't hesitate to send me an ask, as I love talking to people, and please, I do implore you to enjoy your stay!
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His movements could be called catlike, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things.
Describing the movements of Vetinari, the Assassin, from Night Watch, Discworld series, Terry Pratchett (via colouritlater)
  #if you're wondering why t pratchett is one of my favourite authors    #look no further    #terry pratchett    #books  
ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

  #lmao hahahaha    #spiders are kinda ridiculous really    #spiders    #i am dying aahaa    #something touched its butt  
binary code

Ooh baby, talk dirty to me~

  #lmao oh my god manda    #personal beast    #asks  
nothiiw:

i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn

nothiiw:

i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn

  #omfg hahahaha    #this movie is god's gift to humanity    #the room    #tommy wiseau  
  #kippies    #LOL omg    #this is why we don't wake up cats    #he looks so fuckin' terrified lmao  

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

  #yessss very satisfy    #satisfying things  

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

  #THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER    #OH MY GOD    #porn  

fangirltothefullest:

This was seriously the best show

  #omfg i need to read the rest of this series    #ouran high school host club  

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

  #LMAAOOOOOOO    #bisexuality    #yes exactly    #i am attract to binoculars  

crayonguy:

Bunny master post

  #omg buns    #bunnies